A Nocturnal Reverie

Friday, January 05, 200712:46 PM♥

[ Move you
Buy and sell you
Terrorise you
Mass destruct you
Flaunt you
Disconnect you
Cluster fuck you
We will crush you ]

nice lyrics.

and by the way, here are some instant turn-offs, at least for me.

A: hello, where are you? doing?
me: hello, why?
A: oh nothing lar, i just thought i saw you. someone looks like you. so what are u doing? can call and talk?

B: hi joce, are u very busy outside?
me: no,why?
B: oh, i thought i saw someone like you..
me: u sure did. cos' thats not me. im at home.
B: so can i ask u out? since u are at home.

C: hey, u at jurong east?
me: nah, DONT TELL ME YOU SEE ME. u always say that.
C: ya, i thought i did. haha.in the end i guess its another person. so free to come out?

D: hey, where are you?
me: home.
D: i thhought i saw you.
me: at? where are you now?
D: home lo.
me: huh!? a minute ago, u said u saw me.........
D: oh, i mean i just reach home..free to meet up?

can try harder? or something new?
im getting sick of these poor pick up lines. sometimes, being straightforward is best. ive heard of those too many times.. so, SOOOO many people look like me? but i thought u were also the ones who went, " i think u are really different from others.away from height, your looks.."
aiya, im not that stuck-up. dont have to round about the forest and oceans, afraid of getting bite.

then, i received this call from someone...
he said: eh? u pick up my call... shen qi (amazing) leh.. so free ar today?
me: oh, just now free, now that u call, im not free, so byebye.... haha. no lar..whats up?
he: i ask u ar... erm.. valentines day u free?
me: huh!? today what date? (self-checked too)
he: 4th jan lo. why leh?
me: hello, i never get the chance to celebrate valentines day but, i know its on the 14th right? 14 of FEB.
he: ya ya ya. i know. but, want to be the first to ask u ma..
me: wait.. EHHH. i THOUGHT U GOT GF?
he: break up le..
me: when?
he: just yesterday lo.. so can call u today ma.
me: (in my heart i went: wthwtf!@#$%^&*(()_+{}:"<> ) oh, sorry to hear that. but, i wont be free on valentines. i know i wont be free. anyway, i need to do my things, get back to u some other time. sorry.

wa lao, is he not good at words or what?
" just yesterday lo.. so can call you today ma."
perfect statement.

also,many times, guys get away with givin' flowers, chocolates... but these dont work for me. yes i do fancy the flowers, but not the chocolates at all. as alwys said and commonly used, females go for the heart. so do i.
honesty and trust is a must-have. so is this why im still alone? *laughs.

-you dont have to be rich to be my guy.-